How to Make a Gaff for a Drag Queen

By Rebecca Romero

Oh no! It's almost time to meet the girls at the club and you left your favorite gaff at the dry cleaners. What is a drag queen in distress to do? Well, with just a few easy to find items, you can construct a homemade gaff sure to streamline unsightly bulges and give you a sleek, feminine look that is sure to turn heads.

Drag queen applying mascara
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Constructing

Step 1

Put on one pair of the pantyhose.

Step 2

Using the chalk or white pencil, make a dotted line at the mid-thigh area on both legs. Feel free to mark higher up if you plan on wearing a shorter skirt.

Step 3

Take off the pantyhose and, using the scissors, cut off the legs at the dotted line. Use this first pair as a guide to mark and cut the legs off the second pair of pantyhose.

Wearing

Step 4

Take a hot shower immediately prior to getting dressed. This will ensure that your genitals are soft, pliable, and easier to conceal.

Step 5

After drying yourself, pull on the first pair of pantyhose up to the tops of your thighs.

Step 6

Squatting slightly, tuck your genitals up and backwards toward your bottom.

Step 7

Holding your genitals in place with one hand, pull the pantyhose up with the other hand, making sure your tuck is secure.

Step 8

Put on the second pair of pantyhose over the first.